When is the wedding?

August 18th, 2017. (Yes, that’s a Friday)

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Where is the wedding?

Click “Wedding” in the menu bar above

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Where is the reception?

Click “Reception” in the menu bar above

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Where are we staying?

Click “Accommodations” in the menu bar above

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Is it a cash or open bar?

Neither. It’s a private residence, and a BYOB (bring yer own booze).

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Is the sangria alcoholic?

Yes. So don’t give it to any of the kids there.

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Is there gonna be a rocking after party?

No, we get up early, we go to sleep early. If we’re still awake at 9pm and socializing with you, consider yourselves lucky to witness such a rare occasion.

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Can we get you strippers for your Bachelor party?

No. I’m not even sure there will be a bachelor party.

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About those strippers; enormous Scandinavian women named Helga and Frida?

No. James will stab you, and will spray paint your antique firearms.